nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
