We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
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