they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
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