Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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