if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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