Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
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