do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
Randomize
