it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
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