D3 body, D1 cock
the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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