I want to stick my p in your. b.
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
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