i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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