He kissed a someone with a penis
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
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