i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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