What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
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