how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
i barfeds in our rink
I just woke up on my kitchen floor using a yellow pages as a pillow and surrounded by plants that used to be in the garden around my apt building, can't wait to see the security tapes for my eviction
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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