We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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