let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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