Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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