im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
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