Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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