Kiss
Puke
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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