Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
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