I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
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