So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
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