I smell stomach acid.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
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