i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
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