i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
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