doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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