I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
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Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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