Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
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