No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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