I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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