loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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