i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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