I hate all girls vehemently.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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