we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
Randomize
