yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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