Taylor Swift is so right about you.
I like to think it a success when the cops are called
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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