rhymes with "ouble enetration"
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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