you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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