When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
