Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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