He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
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