I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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