we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
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