sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
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