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(519): View more from Ontario

I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.

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(856): View more from New Jersey

Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.

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(503): View more from Oregon

PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."

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(714): View more from California

We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her

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(443): View more from Maryland

The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

We welcome drunken adversity.

(1-724): View more from Pennsylvania

With open legs.

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(903): View more from Texas

So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.

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(609): View more from New Jersey

HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP

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(331): View more from Illinois

I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?

(1-331): View more from Illinois

A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.

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