you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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