wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
Did I show you my penis last night?
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
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