Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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