can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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