What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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