ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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