I wish i was in the wii world.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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