People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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