we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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